Snail Dick Planter
Snail Dick Planter
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- Funny Rainbow Snail Tortoise Dick Planter for gardeners with a wacky sense of humor!
- Available in colorful tortoise and snail designs.
- Rude planter with massive balls hanging underneath the penis head.
- Funny turtle shaped penis planter is sure to turn heads and spark conversation.
- Place it in your garden or windowsill for daily laughs!
- Makes a great gift for housewarming, bridal shower, LGBTQ pride day, bachelor party, bachelorette party, birthday, Valentine’s Day and more!
- Measures approx. 4.7in/12cm with 1.8in/4.5cm deep flowerpot with a hole at the bottom for drainage.
- Plants are not included.
- Made of durable high quality resin which makes it suitable for both indoor and outdoor use.
So why settle for a boring old planter when you can add some humor and personality to your space? At first look, this Rude Rainbow Snail and Turtle Dick Planter resembles a turtle or snail. It’s only upon closer inspection that you’d realise that it’s actually a penis head with balls hanging below. Uber realistic penis planter in colors of rainbow that will hold herbs, succulents, or something a little more exotic! Place them in your garden for a delightful surprise to guests or add it to your windowsill for a hilarious start to your day!
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We are still shipping out orders normally. Please allow 1-3 business days for your order to be processed. Worldwide shipping time is 7-14 business days. Every order placed comes with a tracking number, allowing you to track every update of your parcel. Contact us at wellcubestore@gmail.com if you need any help with tracking.
OUR GUARANTEE
If you bought it and felt that it is not for you, don't worry. Just shoot us a message at wellcubestore@gmail.com, and we will make it right by offering you a replacement or refund.100% simple & risk-free process.
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